Thinking

Did you know that it is possible for a boy to totally zone-out and not think about anything? Did you know that it is impossible for a girl to think about nothing? They are constantly thinking about something. Huh. Interesting. 

So why is it then that whenever you think about a boy/girl relationship, it is always portrayed that he girl is constantly complicating things and the guy being clueless. Probably because this is partly true. Since girls are always thinking about something, we are always the ones mulling over things over and over and over and over again. So if Johnny says to Suzie "Hi." Johnny is merely greeting Suzie. But Suzie starts to think past the "Hi." This is Suzie's train of thought:

He said Hi. It was nice of him to say Hi. Why did he say hi to me? Why didn't he say hi to anyone else? 

Johnny said "Hi" to Suzie because he wasn't paying attention to anything. When he came back to Earth, Suzie happened to be standing there, so he said "Hi."

Maybe he likes me! He said "Hi" to me because he was only paying attention to me. Do I like him back? Sure, he's kind of cute. Wow, Johnny and I are Soul- Mates! 

Now, because of a simple greeting, Suzie has her and Johnny's wedding planned out.
     But, the next day Suzie is furious with Johnny because Johnny told Jim who told Timmy who told Jack who told Hillary who told Samantha who told Jenny who told Jill who told Suzie that Johnny has a crush on Brianna.

How could he?!?!?! Him and I had a connection! We were totally in love and then her betrayed me! Ugh! I will never ever, ever, ever talk to that scoundrel again! 

This is just my train of though. Then again, I am a girl, so this may not be true at all. But it was fun to write about.

So, just a word of advice to you boys, you might be better off never talking to a girl again. JK! Seriously, don't take my advice there, if you don't talk to them, eventually things might get worse then if you talked to them. But, don't say the wrong thing, because that might lead to horrific endings. Perhaps you should just lock yourself in a cage and never...

I'm gonna stop talking now.

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